Ruby’s story…….

Today has been a good day friends. It’s been a sunny day and mum took me for a walk across my favourite field. I was a happy pooch.

So happy was I, that I decided that I wasn’t going to give mum a hard time, and that I would do as I was told. I came back when I was told, I didn’t eat anything that I shouldn’t have had (well almost nothing) and I didn’t chase anything, I was being a good girl.

Good, that is until I got the urge to roll. I don’t know about you, but when you get the urge to roll, you’ve got to roll, and that urge was upon me.

I suddenly got the smell of the sweetest most lovely smell that I think that I have ever smelt, so off I headed towards it.

I know that I’m supposed to be  being a good girl today , so surely mum won’t have a problem with this, she’s only going to be happy. This is only going to please mum, I am going to be the sweetest, most fragrant smelling girl around. So off I went.

I was in heaven, and I knew mum would be too, I threw myself down and I rolled and rolled until I was totally covered in this glorious scent, from the tip of my nose to the end of my tail , I was soaked in the lovely aroma.

Friends, I bet your wondering what this lovely smelling perfume of mine is and where you can get it from …. well it’s available in a field near you… the name of it, oh yes, its called Eau de Fox Poop……

 

Mum’s story………..

It was a lovely day today, so I thought I’d take Ruby for a walk across her favourite field, she deserves a good run.

Do you know what, she must have felt that it was lovely day too, because for once she was being good.   She was doing as she was told, she didn’t  take off like a lunatic when she was let off her lead.   No, she kept close by, she didn’t eat anything that she shouldn’t (I don’t think), and she didn’t chase anything, so all was good, I could hardly believe my luck.

It was a lovely walk, just strolling along woman and dog in perfect harmony, this is how it should be. Until… until, she got the smell of something. I always know when she’s got the smell of something…. and off she goes.

Oh no, what was this that she was rolling in. She was half way down the field so I couldn’t see what it was, but whatever it was it must be particularly vile because she was in heaven. Rolling and rolling and rolling some more until she was covered in it. From the tip of her nose to the end of her tail, whatever this was, she was making the most of it. This means only one thing, this is going to stink.

And stink she did………. she smelt foul, why does she do it, who would want to smell like this…… why would you want to smell like Eau de Fox Poop…..

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